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EXPECTATION VS REALITY

Did you decide to get a tattoo um you Sure that's a tiger check out this Year’s top disappointments in our new

Topic what do you think your first car will be like it's red it's shiny amazing Excellent choice you just need to save a

Little money well here are the keys for my dream car come on I'll give you a Ride, unfortunately, the roof doesn't open So let's get back to reality is this a Used car yeah it's The only one I could Afford it's definitely different from

The dream car the color at least and It’s definitely not shiny well as long As it works not this time will you give me a push online store were invented by geniuses click  and it's in your car excellent outfit and the color is super chic click checkout and pays in a couple of days your package will arrive hurry up try it on huh it's always sad to get disappointed these are the downsides of shopping on the Internet is this a bag or what who is this even intended for hmm I've been dreaming about croissants for so long my favorite chocolate croissants freshly baked here they are but the pastries are not as appetizing as in the picture is this really a croissant.

 





And how does it taste well I don't know I should stop believing every ad I see every day I promised myself I'll go to bed early so I can wake up on time and feel rested and happy I'll make a fruit salad drink some orange juice get some energy and improve my health at the same time but so far all I can do is to wake up who knows the way to put a cup in the coffee maker a hot dog for breakfast and it's fine to fall back asleep and spill the milk why is it the same every morning do you do the same thing please tell me I'm not the only one getting together with Friends is so rare finally, I'm meeting my friend we'll sit in a coffee shop and have a cappuccino we'll gossip about everything the weather is perfect we should also take a walk in the park, we can warm up under the winter Sun and feed the duck and we will take a million beautiful selfies but not today who needs coffee when we have chips and coca-cola yummy and what can we talk about we already texted about everything this is how we hang out both on our phones it looks like a crazy party hey did you fall asleep I need to refresh my hair cut they say this stylist is awesome he has a lot of positive reviews I just need to trim the ends just a quarter-inch okay I'm expecting a long style with a flat edge who an easy why so short I asked for just the ends and where did these bangs come from then we'll always wear a hood from now on everyone on Instagram is so beautiful slim and fit push your butt backward and your chest forward stop got it that's it you can relax gorgeous the pictures are perfect my notifications will explode do you still believe everything you see on Instagram the holidays are almost here it's time to choose a makeup look for Christmas here's a good tutorial Smokey eyes let's try it step one is a bright base for the eye shadow step two is the highlighter.

 

let's start blending the eye shadow late in the area under the eyebrows uh something like that adds dark shadows and

light in the inner corner of the eyes let's compare the results um well at least you tried yeah I'm not a makeup artist but something tells me that Smokey eyes are supposed to look different I look like a sad sleepy panda get a cat they said it'll be so cute and playing with it will be so fun they said nothing but advantages but why did nobody say anything about how all my tights have runs ugh why are my shoes wet what a prankster he got to them no no no no anything but the Christmas tree kitty please be nice romantic evening candles rose petals foam lose hair and selfies because everybody needs to know how happy you are unfortunately today it's just me a shower cap and a rubber duck in the bath well and an unhealthy but really delicious dessert hmm vegetables never heard of them a college degree opens any doors you learn that too right just get a degree and you'll immediately get a job in a cool office and start making crazy money a first-class life that's what people who have never had to go through a job search say no one wants an employee without experience don't worry your diploma has many other uses hmm you can fan yourself with it when it's hot or roll it up to hold trash or slice bread on it well I guess that's all true friends will never leave you when you are in trouble sick my friends are always with me a warm drink vitamins everybody calls and worries fruit juices care get well soon we'll come back tomorrow and now take off the rose-colored glasses and move the medicines closer we're your friends Oh are you sick we'll call me when you feel better and don't breathe on me you are contagious and my phone is still silent will someone at least call and ask how I'm doing you are heartless 




why do I even call you my friends today is my birthday soon people will start giving me presents what will they be my friend will bring flowers and balloons and will probably give me a new phone he is so attentive and generous he's the best it's okay that he came without flowers but he has a box I told you my instincts never let me down and inside is a keychain shaped like a phone what I'm sorry but we need to break up I'm not always happy with my figure sometimes it puts me in a bad mood I don't look quite how I want and I can't zip my jeans and honestly, it's hard for me to say it but chips it's time to break up that's it no more junk food just healthy food day after day after day a whole month went by let's check their results Oh what my jeans still won't zip up it's a disaster yep to bring them to me it doesn't matter whether I eat them or not the result is the same let me at least enjoy my life sleeping in the same bed with your partner is wonderful you can be close to the person you love She'll tuck you in hug you soon you and give you kiss but actually, hair is everywhere tickling you

 

someone is constantly pulling on the blankets, Hey and there's the battle for territory this is the dark side of living together everybody says that pair workouts are great I can't wait to try all these difficult but effective exercises Yogi's

and gymnasts can't hold a candle to me and my friend pair support stretching is twice as effective when it's in pairs a

handstand in fact Yogi's wouldn't be able to stop laughing this is torture, not a training session I can't make myself do it right and I also need to control my friend who even invented this did you like our sketches about expectation versus reality have similar situations happen to you let me know in the comments click like subscribe and share to my blog so you don't miss all the most interesting things.

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